If you get this joke, I’ll love you forever.
it took me so long to get this then i suddenly burst out laughing
(via stunningdesires)
29 Years Ago, Today:
“I could tell the audience were really enjoying my performance. My brother told me they were crowding the wings watching me with their mouths open, and my parents and sisters were out there in the audience. But I just remember opening my eyes at the end of the thing and seeing this sea of people standing up, applauding.”
Michael Jackson, Moonwalk
(Source: ohmyjackson, via mj-rocks)

Tumblr takes a mature, professional stance against pornography.
this is fake tbh. I read that part. This wasn’t in it.
^^^
It’s real I just read it.